পাঠক ভাই-বোনেরা, নিচের কৌতুকটি মনোযোগ সহকারে পড়ুন, আর মশা-মাছির দিকে নজর রেখে প্রান খুলে হাসুন। বিশেষজ্ঞদের মতে প্রান-খোলা হাসি মানসিক স্বাস্থের জন্য টনিকস্বরূপ।

কৌতুক নং- ০৫
A mother was eager to know about her kid’s progress in learning.
Mother : Taposh, how’s your learning with your new tutor going on?
Taposh : Pretty good, Mom.
Mother : Tell me what your teacher has taught you today.
Taposh : Two and two, son of a bitch, four, .............
Two and three, son of a bitch, five, ............
Mother : W’at ! Your teacher has taught you these things!
Taposh : Yes, Mom.
Taking the kid with her, the mother went to see the tutor at once.
Mother : Taposh, repeat your today’s learning before your teacher. Taposh obeyed his mother and repeated.
Teacher : Oh no, Taposh. I told you, “ Two and two, sum of which, four, ..........
Two and three, sum of which, five, ............ You’ve terribly misunderstood me!