টিনটিন কমিক্সের কথা মনে আছে? লালচুলো সেই তরুন তার একটি কুকুর নাম স্নোয়ি (বাঙলায় অবশ্য কুট্টুস), মাতাল এবং পাগলাটে বন্ধু ক্যাপ্টেন হ্যাডক, জমজ দুই পুলিশ অফিসার থম্পসন এন্ড থম্পসন এবঙ বিজ্ঞানী ক্যালকুলাস?
মনে থাকবে জানি। যদি টিনটিন পড়ে থাকেন তাহলে ক্যাপ্টেন হ্যাডকের অদ্ভুত এবঙ উদ্ভট গালি সম্পর্ক্ওে আপনার বিশেষ জ্ঞান থাকবে।

মোট ২৪ টি পর্বে প্রকাশিত টিনটিনের বইগুলোতে ক্যাপ্টেন হ্যাডক যে কটি গালি ব্যবহার করেছেন তার সঙখ্যা ২০৪টি। আমি নিশ্চিত এসকল গালির খুব কমই আপনি শুনেছেন। দেখে নিন ক্যাপ্টেন হ্যাডকের গালিসম্ভার

A
Aardvark! Abecedarians! Aborigine! Addle-pated lumps of anthracite! (old) Alcoholic ! Anachronisms! Anacoluthons! Antediluvian bulldozer [Tibet p60 B2]! Anthracite! Anthropithecus! Anthropophagus! Arabian Nightmare! Artichokes! Autocrats! Aztecs!

B
Baboons! Baby-snatchers! Bagpipers! Bald-headed budgerigar! Bandits! Bashi-bazouks! Bath-tub Admiral! Beast! Belemnite! Big-head [Tibet p35 B3]! Billions of blue blistering boiled and barbecued barnacles [The Seven Crystal Balls, p14, frame 10]! Billions of billious barbecued blue blistering barnacles! Billions of Bilious Blue BlisteringBarnacles! Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon [The Seven Crystal Balls]! Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! Black beetles! Black Marketers! Blackamoor! Blackbird! Blackguards! Blistering Barnacles! Blistereing blundering bird-brain [Prisoners p9 E4]! Bloodsuckers! Blue blistering barnacles! Blue Blistering Bell-Bottomed Balderdash! Blunderbuss! Bodysnatcher! Bootlegger! Borgia! Bougainvillea! Brat! Breathalyser! Brigands! Brutes! Bucaneers! Bully! Butcher!

C
Cachinnating cockatoo! Cannibals! Carpetsellers! Caterpillars! Centipede! Cercopithecus! Coelcanth! Colocynths! Corsair! Cowards! Crabapples! Cro-Magnon! Crooks! Cushion footed quadrupeds! Cyclotron!

D
Diplodocus! Dogs! Doryphore! Doryphores! Duck-billed platypus! Dunderheaded coconuts! Dynamiter!

E
Ectoplasms! Egoists!

F
Fancy-dress Facist! Fancy-dress Fatima! Fancy-dress freebooter [Unicorn p24 C1]! Fatfaces! Filibuster(s)! Fourlegged Cyrano! Freshwater pirate [Unicorn p24 C1]! Freshwater swabs! Fuzzy wuzzy!

G
Gallows-fodder! Gangof Theives! Gangsters! Gibbering anthropoids! Great flat-footed grizzly bear! Gobbledgook! Gogglers! Goosecaps! Guano-gatherers [Prisoners p9 A1]! Gyroscope!

H
Harlequin! Heretic! Highwayman! Hydrocarbon!

I
Iconoclasts! Idiots! ... you, Imitation Incas, you [Prisoners p47 B2]! You, interplantary goat, you

J
Jellied eel! Jellyfish! Jobbernowl

K
Kleptomaniacs!

L
Lily-livered landlubbers! Loathsome brute! Logarithim! Lubberscum!

M
Macrocephalic baboon! Megacycle [Tibet p60 B3]! Megacycle Pyromaniac! Mameluke! Miserable blundering barbecued blister! Miserable earth worms! Miserable miser! Miserable molecule of mildew! Misguided missles! MisterMule! Monopolizers! Monster! Morons! Moujiks! Mountebanks! Musical morons!

N
Nanny Goat! Nitwits! Nitwitted ninepins! Nyctalops!

O
Odd-toed ungulate! Ophicleides! Orangoutang! Ostrogoth!

P
Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropic pickpocket [Tibet p37 A3]! Pithecanthropus [Unicorn p24 C1]! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Pyromaniac!

R
Raggle taggle ruminants! Rapscallion! Rats! Rhizopods! RKRPXZKRMTFRZ! Road roller [Secret of the Unicorn]! Roadhogs!

S
Saucy tramp! Savages! Scorpion! Sea-gherkin(s)! Sea-lice! Sea lion! Shipwreckers! Slavertrader! Slubberdegullions! Sparrows! Spitfire! Steamroller! Stoolpigeon! Subtropical sea-louse! Swine!

Note: Squawking popinjay - in The Secret of the Unicorn, on page 24, Captain Francis Haddock says it to Red Rackham--but since Captain Archibald Haddock is narrating this to Tintin, some one may say that it is one of his many curse words. Also, a parrot says it in Red Rackham's Treasure on page 29.

T
Technocrat! Ten thousand thundering typhoons! Terrapins! Terrorists! Thundering typhoons! Tin hatted tyrants! Toads! Toffee-noses! Traitors! Tramps! Tribe of Polynesians! Troglodytes! Turncoats! Twister! Two-timing Troglodytes!

U
Ungulate

V
Vandal! Vegetarian! Vermicellis! Viper! Visigoths! Vulture!

W
Weevils! Whippersnapper! Wildcat! Woodlice!

Y
Young monkey

Z
Zapotecs!


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