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Computer and IT quotes :
"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."
"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
"Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code"
A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting."
Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."
"The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back."
Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program,
you will frustrate them for a lifetime."
"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something
that can be traced back to you."
C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!
The world will end in five minutes. Please log out.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
Scandisk is now checking your hard drive. You can start praying.
VISTA = Virus Inside, Switch To Apple
Access denied -- neener, neener, neener!
Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Relax, it's only ONES and ZEROS!
With computers, every morning is the dawn of a new error
Artificial intellegence is no match for natural stupidity.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
Hello World! 17 errors, 31 warnings
Life is a game with no Setup.
Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue
C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to
With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.
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